how much longer before i get myself free of these hurricane streets?

TANGLAW IS DEAD.




Murdered.




Destroyed.



(I'll make a WHOLE NEW blog entry about this once I get an actual copy of the BLASPHEMOUS ISSUE)



I have a poll for you Tanglaw writers and fellow PCHS PCC alumni. I need your honest opinion on this one.



WHAT SHOULD I DO ONCE THE MORTIFYING ISSUE LANDS ON MY SADISTIC HANDS?



*yes, that rhymed*



A. Correct the errors in red marker and post every page here in this site to shame this so-called "school paper".

B. Burn it.

C. Tear/shred it to pieces.

D. Feed it to the dogs/rats/cats/whatever animal available.

E. Turn the pages into scratch paper.

F. Correct the errors (which my brother and sister said were A LOT), and send it back to the YOU'RE-SO-FAKE-YOU-DIDN'T-EVEN-WRITE-YOUR-OWN-FREAKING-EDITORIAL-BECAUSE-YOU'RE-A-WANNABE-WHO-DOESN'T-EVEN-KNOW-HOW-TO-WRITE-AND-YOU-JUST-WANTED-ALL-THE-FAME-AND-GLORY-OF-BEING-AN-EDITOR-IN-CHIEF-WELL-FUCK-YOU-POSER-SLASH-WANNABE editor-in-chief

Maybe I'll even add a personal note to tell him how fucking "proud" I am of the first ever WANNABE issue of Tanglaw.



Give the current Tanglaw staff a warm applause, ladies and gentlemen. *standing ovation*



A Very Important Note:
If this ever gets to the school admin itself, which I know it SOMEHOW will, here's my response in advance:


I DON'T CARE IF YOU SUE ME, BAN ME, OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT WILL COME TO YOUR MIND BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? THIS IS FREEDOM OF SPEECH, AND MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH TELLS ME THAT YOU SUCK. BIG TIME.


And you know what else? You may call me a crazy bitch or a boastful hypocrite, but in the end, TANGLAW IS STILL DEAD.

Who would it bring it back to life?

There's nobody else capable of handling it.

Sinu-sino ang nasa isip niyo na pwedeng maging future EIC?

Si ******? O kaya si *****?

You people are crazy to even think that.



That's all. There will be more next time.

I'm not even done yet. Kulang pa 'tong entry sa curse words and insults.

I'm just getting started.


P.S.

Don't forget to answer the poll, everyone. I'm serious.

Just post your answer in the comments.

Thanks and goodbye. :)